WASHINGTON HIGH SCHOOL TWO RIVERS WI CLASS OF 1989

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

JOY HOLTZ

Reading Jason Anderson's apple throwing story reminded me of my own apple throwing incident - which has a Joy Holtz connection. So here it is.

Probably every high school has one - the girl with the bad reputation - the class slut, if you will. Whether justified or not, Joy Holtz was that girl. Obviously I have no way of knowing if her reputation was based on fact or fiction. It's probably not true at all. Whatever the case, that's what a lot of people thought about her.

My first memories of Joy are from 7th grade. We never shared any classes together. But Joy was well known. She had a mouth on her. She was brash and cocky, and got in as much trouble as any of the "bad" guys in school. While detention tended to be a "boys only" club, Joy would be in there with us just as much as anyone. She took the bus to school. Kevin Dehne took the bus as well. One day on the way to school, Joy nailed Kevin in the face with her lock. Kevin required stitches and missed two days of school.

I'm not sure when exactly it happened. But Meff told me that he and Tom Grassman were at the annual Snowfest in Two Rivers, and were riding on the ferris wheel. Joy was in the cart right behind them, apparently with her sister (Letty?) and their mother. The three of them were teasing Meff and Tom, saying stuff like, "You wanna fuck us?" Mother and daughters... can you imagine?

I had Joy in Mr. Stodola's math class in 8th grade. My only real memory of her (save for her loud mouth) was that she loved the song "We Are The World" - especially Cyndi Lauper's part.

In our freshman year, I found myself eating lunch in the basement with Mike Clarksen, Greg Flemal, B.J. Lutterman, and Kevin Dehne. We were "the lunch bunch." Anyway, Mike mentioned that he had been to a party recently and saw a guy come downstairs after being with Joy in some bedroom. The guy was allegedly dejected because "Joy didn't swallow cum anymore." Again, I have no idea if this alleged event ever took place. But Mike insisted that it did.

In our senior year, Joy and I actually formed a bond in Mr. Burns' business math class. In the 4th quarter of that year, the class spent the last several weeks on some sort of project where we learned about checkbooks and stuff. We had mock checkbooks and had to make withdrawls and payments. It was incredibly simplistic. But the class was filled with dregs. So that's what we did. Anyway, although it was simple, we had an enormous amount of busy work - tedious adding and subtracting and such. If you made a mistake somewhere, you might have to go way back and start over. And that would suck. Joy sat right next to me. She and I decided that we would both do our own thing, but compare numbers as we went along. Mr. Burns was ok with a little comparison between students. I caught Joy making some mistakes along the way. And in all fairness, she caught one or two that I made as well. So we worked well together.

Anyway, after our final exam in that class, Mr. Burns slipped her a note which said something like "You copied the entire assignment from Burt, didn't you?" Joy told me about this after the exam. Joy said she wrote him a page-long response ripping him for his accusations. I think he was humbled by it. Had he questioned me, I would have stuck up for her.

To my knowledge, that's the last time I ever saw Joy Holtz. She must ended up being a credit or two short. Because she technically graduated with the class of 1990. Later on, I think she may have gotten a job in some capacity at Holy Family Hospital in Manitowoc. Last I knew, she was married, and is now known as Joy Herrera. I believe she lives in Manitowoc to this day.

Which leads me to my apple story. I believe Joy had a little brother. His name was Ricky Holtz. Ricky was four or five years younger than me. At some point around 6th or 7th grade, he was friends with a neighborhood kid (and friend of mine) named Bobby Streu. Ricky had come over to show off his new puppy. They came over to my house. Bobby and I came up with a plan to throw an apple at a car. So we walked in the field behind my house, stopping in an empty space three houses down (where a house actually stands today). We saw a school bus - a perfect target. We threw our apples. Bobby's toss sailed over the bus (probably on purpose). Mine hit square on the window, breaking it. I must have really tossed that thing hard, as school bus windows are tough. The bus was empty. And it screeched to a halt right in front of Mr. Myers' house - which was actually right across the street from Brad Strouf's. We took off running. A few minutes later, the police were on the scene. And despite my stance that whenever ANYTHING happened in my neighborhood, the cops would pay me a vist, for whatever reason, this time, they didn't. I got away with it.

5 Comments:

At Wed Feb 08, 08:12:00 AM PST, Blogger Brad Strouf said...

...a comment, not necessarily related to Joy...

The Myers have both since passed away, their house is now (or at least was when I lived in the area) occupied by a single, eccentric woman.

The field that Burt refers to is now completely built up, I actually built my first house in Two Rivers a stone's throw (or apple throw) from Burt's house...2934 44th St. We lived there for five years '95-'00 until moving to Green Bay.

Brian Simonar and his girlfriend Lynette Shillcox, bought the house directly behind ours, the old Menges residence...I believe this was two houses east of Burt's house.

Not sure why I felt the need to write all of this, but what the hell...

 
At Wed Feb 08, 08:16:00 AM PST, Blogger TWORIVERSWALRUS said...

Speaking of Mr. Menges, he was furious with me one day. He owned the field behind our homes. Right in back of our garden, I dug a six or seven foot hole once. We covered it up with grass and dirt. So no one knew it was there. All was fine until Mr. Menges decided to get out his riding lawn mower and cut the grass. I wish I could have seen what happened when the machine fell and lodged in the hole. My dad said he was beyond angry. Incidentally, my dad then went and filled up the hole.

 
At Wed Feb 08, 08:24:00 AM PST, Blogger the_meff said...

"You have a dirty, whorish mouth"
-Ron Burgandy
"Anchorman"

As much as Joy scared the shit out of me back then, she intrigued me too. It's not everyday that every female member of a particular family offers their wares to you fifty feet in the air within the confines of a rusty ferris wheel.

By the way Burt, this is how your legend would spread like wildfire, wayyyy out of proportion.

When I heard the tale, it wasn't an apple, it was a WATERMELON!

Years later, I still struggled with the image of you hurling a watermelon in the air at a moving bus, wondering about the physics of it all...

 
At Wed Feb 08, 01:05:00 PM PST, Blogger TWORIVERSWALRUS said...

Watermelon??? Jesus! Maybe Tim Koeser could hurl a watermelon at the window of a moving bus. But not I.

 
At Thu Aug 16, 06:58:00 AM PDT, Blogger TWORIVERSWALRUS said...

Aw man, that comment sounded racist, didn't it? I was only referring to Tim's massive strength though.

 

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