I AM DRUNK!
Yes, folks. It is after midnight in Las Vegas - where I am right now. ANd I am drunk - seriosuly srunk from Fat Tuesday;s - they need one of these lovely establishments in Milwaukee. But I digress.
So what Have I LEARNED?
I've learnbed that everyone loves Erin Hynek - rightfully so. She;s a cool chick. I've exchanges several E-mails with her. She;s a good egg. She;s deserved all the accolades that others have said about her. How she doesn't age is a mystery of the gods.
Jeremy Karman. I talked to him. Man, he was so nice. Such a cool dude. If I swubng the other way, ND THE LAWS OF THE LAND ALLOWED IT, i COULD marry him. Well no, that's silly. He;s a cool and all. But I don't swing that way.
Jenny Malley - awesome chick. Grateful to get to know her now. Can't wai tto see her again.
Shawn Mehlhorna and Becky Prausa. My thoughts are with you both.
Tina Short - cool chick. I'd love to hear from you.
I'm sure there's more. BUT i NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW. It';s late. We fly to Hawaii tomorrow. I hope I;'m not embarassing myself. I will right more soon! Toby, youre going to be next very soon!
PEACE AND LOVE TO YOU ALL!
Brother Walrus
posted by TWORIVERSWALRUS @ 12:21 AM
3 Comments:
Burtholomew:
My parents are on their way to Vegas right now, too. Here's the itinerary they sent me:
"We will be at the Silverton Casino Monday thru Thursday(March 13 thru March 16). The phone number is:
702 263 7777.
"We will be at the Riviera Friday, Saturday, and Sunday(March 17,18,&19). The phone number is:
702 94 9571.
"We will be getting home late Monday night March 20.
"See Ya
"Mom amd Dad"
If you run into them, tell them to win a million dollars. They'll be easy to spot -- they'll be the ones glued to the slots for 20 hours in a row.
Go drink some more and try to get into a 3-way with Nikki and some whore (There's whores there, you know).
I was at the Riviera. That's where the Passion Party convention was.
Silly man. There are no whores in Vegas! It's s uch a quiet, clean cut town.
That's my girl!
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